Posted by Jimmers on July 12, 2002 at 09:05:48:
In Reply to: Re: Sounds like a cult !! posted by MH on July 11, 2002 at 14:18:04:
> 1) Why can't we (the US) make the entire middle eastern region a parking lot?
Cuz tree huggers and the ACLU here in USA can't seem to realize that cactus hugging and repressed women aren't as fun as they sound !! .. we could afford to irrigate the desert into another Nebraska and free the women to set-up porn sites and/or some decent schools !!
> 2) You gotta be kidding me that Tiger Woods won Best Male Athlete!!!!
I thought the tennis playing Sisters were better male athletes than Tiger Woods and ME combined !!
> 3) What type of barbeque is best: wet or dry rub?
as long as I got dipping sauce on the side .. WHO CARES .. but I DID learn that Quaker Steak & Lube calls sauces SUICADE and ATOMIC for some DAMN GOOD reasons !!
> 4) How bout dem Stillers?
I'm holding out for next hockey season !!
> 5) Does Bonepony = Beelzebub's Minion?
They DO seem to push Jalepeno Cornbread harder than most folks .. and some might say that support of INDUSTRIAL HEMP instead of WACKY WEED is a little wrong
> 6) How the hell does Ozzy go from social outcast to social darling by chasing a cat around his house?
Just proves that it ain't WHAT or WHO ya know .. just how low yer willing to go !!
> 7) (And one for Eric): When will we see Kovalev wearing another team's sweater?
I hear the Caps are looking for some FREE-AGENT TALENT ..
just a guess tho !!
> 8) Britanny: princess or pig?
Princess OF the Pigs ?? .. poster child for abolishing hormone injected foods ?? .. common GUTTER SLUT ??
> 9) How old does one have to be to be considered old?
Depends on time of day .. previous day/night activity .. OOPS .. I thought ya said FEEL OLD .. my bad !!
> 10) Describe 'friendly'. Debate about the location of 'the club'.
(A) friendly - (adjective) able to make others feel at home and comfortable in strange surroundings WITHOUT the need to touch and/or fondle in any way
(B) KUFT CLUB will be located at any PLCB approved tavern/pub/bar in Armstrong County .. odds of an establishment being selected improve when there are signs of HAPPY HOUR, WING SPECIAL or LIVE MUSIC !!