Posted by Shannon (a guy) on October 03, 2007 at 16:31:01 (EST):
In Reply to: Re: this happened to me once posted by Hank Smith Fan on October 03, 2007 at 15:48:17 (EST):
: : : : : : : A guy from New York City recently moves to Rural Valley to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life. One day, while working in his yard, a neighbor comes over to introduce himself.
: : : : : : : “Well howdy do, neighbor.” The man said to the New Yorker, in western pa twang. “Just ta welcome ya to the neigborhood, I’m invitin’ ya to a party at my place tonight.”
: : : : : : : “Well, that’s great,” said the guy from New York.
: : : : : : : “But I gotta warn ya, there’s a gonna be drinkin’,” said the man.
: : : : : : : “No problem,” said the New Yorker. “I’m from New York, I’ve seen it all... the nightlife, Manhattan, everything. I know how to party.”
: : : : : : : “And I gotta warn ya, there’s a gonna be fightin’,” said the man.
: : : : : : : “That’s okay. I’ve seen it all. Brooklyn, the Bronx. I’m used to rough areas, I think I can handle myself,” replied the New Yorker.
: : : : : : : “And I gotta warn ya, there’s a gonna be sex,” said the man.
: : : : : : : “No big deal,” replied the New Yorker. “ After all, I’m from the city that never sleeps. Threesomes, foursomes, I’ve seen and done it all.”
: : : : : : : “Great!” exclaimed the man. “See you at 8:00”.
: : : : : : : “Wait!” shouted the New Yorker as his new neighbor walked away. “What should I wear?”
: : : : : : : “Don’t matter,” replied the man. “It’s just gonna be me and you!”
: : : : : : George and weezie . . who are you? Do you know Hank Smith?
: : : : : : Hank Smith Fan, I do not know who Hank Smith is, but I am willing to learn. Would they send me someplace special?
: : : : : If you mean you want to know who I am, I can't tell you. But on your deathbed, I can grant you total consciousness. And you'll have that going for you, which is nice. I am a personal friend of the 12th Lama.
: : : : how can i reach you outside of this board?
: : : and nice caddy shack quote, i love it!
: : : thanks man, glad you appreciated the humor. That's my role on this board. Throw a little humor in when things get too tense. you'll see more movie quotes too.
: : as far as contacting me, I don't know....."what if I were to tell you that I was Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC..." Now that's damn funny...mean
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: Well if u r Chris Hanson, bring it! And i do like the humor, but im not a dude .. rather a dudette.
Hey dudette--what's happenin' girl?