Posted by george and weezie on October 02, 2007 at 17:13:40 (EST):
In Reply to: Re: this happened to me once posted by Hank Smith Fan on October 01, 2007 at 19:33:29 (EST):
: : A guy from New York City recently moves to Rural Valley to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life. One day, while working in his yard, a neighbor comes over to introduce himself.
: : “Well howdy do, neighbor.” The man said to the New Yorker, in western pa twang. “Just ta welcome ya to the neigborhood, I’m invitin’ ya to a party at my place tonight.”
: : “Well, that’s great,” said the guy from New York.
: : “But I gotta warn ya, there’s a gonna be drinkin’,” said the man.
: : “No problem,” said the New Yorker. “I’m from New York, I’ve seen it all... the nightlife, Manhattan, everything. I know how to party.”
: : “And I gotta warn ya, there’s a gonna be fightin’,” said the man.
: : “That’s okay. I’ve seen it all. Brooklyn, the Bronx. I’m used to rough areas, I think I can handle myself,” replied the New Yorker.
: : “And I gotta warn ya, there’s a gonna be sex,” said the man.
: : “No big deal,” replied the New Yorker. “ After all, I’m from the city that never sleeps. Threesomes, foursomes, I’ve seen and done it all.”
: : “Great!” exclaimed the man. “See you at 8:00”.
: : “Wait!” shouted the New Yorker as his new neighbor walked away. “What should I wear?”
: : “Don’t matter,” replied the man. “It’s just gonna be me and you!”
: George and weezie . . who are you? Do you know Hank Smith?
: Hank Smith Fan, I do not know who Hank Smith is, but I am willing to learn. Would they send me someplace special?
If you mean you want to know who I am, I can't tell you. But on your deathbed, I can grant you total consciousness. And you'll have that going for you, which is nice. I am a personal friend of the 12th Lama.