Posted by Reverend Jesse Jackson on July 17, 2007 at 17:44:34 (EST):
In Reply to: Re: Book me, Dano posted by Another name!!! Wow! on July 16, 2007 at 20:59:34 (EST):
: Hmmm.. fortune cookie say, Little man in wexford with cheap Nike clubs still have limp noodle. Call me when ya get some real clubs.
: Its funny that you pretend to be Tiger Woods. You've definately got the Asian part of him down pat. Too bad its the part that hits below the ol' belt buckle.
: Ps- dont be alarmed if theres a few Cadillac DTS' with spinners parked in your driveway when you come home early from work.
: PPs- I see you've grasped the concept of which posts are mine. Good job. Me and the boys will send wifey home when we're finished.
: Dear Mr. “Another name!!! Wow!,”
I have to insinuate, that while you may proclamate, that you should capitulate to the fact that you continuously masturbate. And I dually implore that you refrain from such racist notions whilst you apply your lotions (to yourself, of course), or I shall kick your behind across the oceans.
And again I must advise,
for while your are inferior lengthwise,
that for the Asian and African Americans, you shall not criticize.
Even though in North Butler they fail to understand,
that their white-hooded wasteland,
is nothing but flee-bitten farmland.
If you do not remove your sticky fingers from that keyboard, you will fail to get suntanned, because your girlfriend is your left hand.
You are not very good at this, you understand?
Sincerely,
Rev. J. Jackson
PS - Mr. Woods tells me the funnel cakes are terrible. Please send moon pies and mountain dew instead.
PPS - There's no room for the DTS with my Escalade in the driveway.
PPS - In all seriousness, I'm embarrassed to have participated in this spar, but I have to admit it's been fun. In regard to your last remark, I've grasped the concept that you use different handles because:
1. It allows you to aimlessly attack serious bloggers who have good, thoughtful insight with no chance of repercussion, i.e., if you have a thoughtful idea under the same name, someone can attach you "Jethro style." But they can't, because they don't know who you are. Just like you chase "interested" around the board, he can't chase you. You can start a fight without taking a punch (remember who started this, Romeo). In some respects, that's actually brilliant.
2. You use different handles because you offer no valuable insight to this board. Challenge - offer me a real, consistent handle that you've used in the past (possibly a political discussion, sports or even a book recommendation), allow me to read it, and decide if you actually made a contribution to the discussions. If I don't think so, I'll just be polite and provide a counterpoint WITHOUT derogatory remarks (scout's honor). If I agree, I'll give credit where it's due. If I don't have an opinion, I'll refrain from responding and move on to other posts. If you don't accept this challenge, what should that tell everyone on this board who the "tough guy" really is? IF I don't hold up my end of the deal, then I'm the coward. And if I'm the idiot because I haven't figured your real handle, it's because I don't have the patience to follow message strings.
Deal or No Deal?