Posted by jp on December 01, 2005 at 09:55:30 (PST):
A young man is sittin in his 5th grade classroom. Everyone is sitting around telling the class what they want to be when they grow up.
Its little Mikeys turn, and the teacher asks, "What would you like to be when you grow up Mikey?
He answers, "A steelers fan, because my mommy and daddy are steelers fans." His teacher says, "Mikey, that is no way to grow up, wanting to be exactly what your mommy and daddy are. Young boys should become what they want, not what someone tells them to be."
So she says, "So what if your mommy was a hooker and your daddy was a drug addict?"
Mikey replies, "Well ma'am.. then i'd be an eagles fan!"