Posted by Ray on November 14, 2005 at 14:59:28 (PST):
Three Texas surgeon's were playing golf together and discussing their surgeries they had performed.
ONE OF THEM SAID,IM THE BEST SERGEON IN TEXAS,A CONCERT PIANIST LOST SEVEN FINGER'S IN AN ACCIDEN'T.I REATTACHED THEM AND 8 MONTH'S LATER HE PERFORMED A PRIVATE CONCERT FOR THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
ONE OF THE OTHER'S SAID,THAT'S NOTHING.A YOUNG MAN LOST BOTH ARM'S AND LEG'S,I REATTATCHED THEM AND TWO YEAR'S LATER
HE WON A GOLD METAL IN FIELD EVENT'S IN THE OLYMPIC'S.
THE THIRD SURGEON SAID. YOU GUY'S ARE AMATURES.SEVERAL YEAR'S AGO A COW BOY WAS HIGH ON COCAIN AND ALCOHOL.RODE A HORSE HEAD ON INTO A TRAIN GOING NINTY MILE'S AN HOUR.
ALL I HAD TO WORK WITH WAS THE HORSE'S ASS AND A COWBOY HAT.
nOW HE IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATE'S/